still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice
Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.
i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway
Autocracy
Autarky
Authoritarianism
Absolutism
Aristocracy
All my friends!
Asian-wives
Anime
♫Animal crackers in my soup♫
my 16th century ancestor: What is thy profession?
me: Well we have this box you see, called a computer. And it is like a painting I guess… But the painting can change and move at will depending on what I command it to do.. So I command it to show me naked anime girls all day..
my 16th century ancestor: ???
me: Lewd parchments of the East. An unlimited supply for no coin.
my 16th century ancestor: !!!
1: Marvel or DC?
2: Do you have any siblings?
3: Do you watch anime subbed or dubbed?
4: How old are you?
5: What is your favorite sport?
6: Favorite soda/beverage?
7: What is your favorite tv show?
8: Do you marathon shows or watch a few episodes at a time?
9: How often do you exercise?
10: Do you wear makeup? How often?
11: Favorite Disney movie?
12: Would you rather watch a movie or a tv show?
13: Do you have your driver’s license?
14: What is your favorite animal?
15: Black widow or Catwoman?
16: favorite youtuber?
17: What is your earliest memory?
18: Favorite video game?
19: What is your biggest pet peeve?
20: Dinosaurs or dragons?
21: What is the worst injury you have ever had?
22: What piercings do you have/want?
23: Any tattoos? if not, would you get any?
24: Sexual orientation?
25: What is your best subject in school?
26: What is your favorite book series?
27: Do you have a crush on anyone currently?
28: Single or in a relationship?
29: What character would you most like to cosplay?
30: Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
31: Cats or dogs?
32: What is the most embarassing thing to ever happen to you?
33: Tell me a story.
34: What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen someone wear?
35: Where in the world would you most like to travel?
36: Favorite Pokemon?
37: favorite color?
38: Are you religious?
39: Post a selfie
40: Have you ever left your home country/state?
41: Do you prefer to travel by car or airplane?
42: Are you a fan of rollercoasters?
43: What is your favorite OTP?
44: Who is your favorite Disney princess?
45: Who is your favorite Disney prince?
46: Who is your favorite Disney villain?
47: Do you sing along to the radio?
48: Who is your favorite Harry Potter character?
49: Any headcanons?
50: If you could have one of the Deathly Hallows (cloak of invisibility, Elder Wand, or Resurrection Stone), which would it be?
51: What house would you be in Hogwarts?
52: When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
53: Do you have any weird habits?
54: What do you do when you’re bored?
55: What is the strangest thing you’ve seen at Walmart?
56: What color are your eyes?
57: What is your natural hair color?
58: Have you ever broken a bone? How?
59: What is your favorite food?
60: What do you look for in a relationship?
61: If you could live in any era, which would it be and why?
62: How late do you usually stay up?
63: What is your favorite website?
64: Have you been to any concerts?
65: Are you involved in any extracurriculars at school?
66: If you could be the opposite gender for a day, what would you do?
67: What are you most proud of?
68: Do you have any big regrets?
69: What was the best day of your life?
70: Do you crack your knuckles?
71: Do you play any instruments?
72: First kiss story?
73: Do you like hot or cold weather?
74: What is your favorite song of all time?
75: Any weird talents?
Let’s see if anyone will ask me anything
basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)
her sister: *has the exact same face and body*
her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.
Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole
Every second beat of Smooth Criminal, by Michael Jackson.
“You been hit, struck by… booth.”
I want a playlist full of these to just casually play at a party without explanation.
this sounds like it’d be the OP music for a really obscure anime
Youve been hit by, hit by-BOOOOOTH
Did you just assume Jontron’s gender you transphobic pile of shit?!
You just PWND every trigglypuff with that hilarious and original joke, kek. Epic win.
Thx m8.
men with anime avatars talking about how much they love military history is the internet equivalent of venomous animals being bright orange
women with avatars of cartoon characters in front oflgbtqa flags talking about their trans headcanons is the internet equivilent of toxic plants having tasty looking berries
honestly these are both pretty damn accurate
It checks out.
